hippie dating tips

1. be clean. hippies still like cleanliness, just a different kind. find the nearest waterfall, bring along your organic shampoos and natural soaps. drip dry for natural hair styling. throw on some tea tree deodorant. brush your teeth with baking soda, or... some burts bees toothpaste thing.

2. put on your best hemp shirt or organic cotton. fair trade sustainable clothes never fail to impress.

3. approach your mark. start up a conversation about the merits of local food, how you never drink bottled water, or only ride a bike.

4. invite the mark back to your place to watch planet earth, light some incense, offer a friendly hippie joint or beer.