wtf

a salmon bone comb is the ultimate status symbol. easily fashioned, this luxury grooming tool consists of ultra fine salmon bones taken from a fine fish and held together through bone fusion.

doctor: "bone fusion, it's a simple procedure gentlemen... i guarantee it is both sanitary and satisfactory."

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in the future our children will laugh at us for combing our beards. "fools," they will say, "the internet combs our beards now." further into the future, the internet will BE our beards. software updates will trim and style facial hair for us. Kyle's beard is the internet for now.

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sherms. the female hermaphrodite. typically, this individual retains both sets of genitalia, but has chosen to self-identify as a female. Jesus was the original sherm. I am a sherm (shamefully intoned). if you seek a sherm (f-u-c-k sherm), they can be found in the seedy gooch of your city. the underworld, that is to say.